By Buzz Byrne

“There is a little weasel in this game.” So sayeth the new head of household, Daniele. And she is talking about your doofus, I mean player, America, and she is right. Eric is a little weasel not because of the things he does but how he does them. America told him to cast votes that went against his alliance and now Daniele has figured it out. What is Eric reaction to this turn-about? Outrage.

What a doofus.

Someone flew a biplane banner over the house during the HOH competition that called him and Amber liars. Eric almost beat Amber to the crying punch. I am simply overjoyed.

The concept of phone votes making one player do something was stupid to begin with. Casting a weasel like Eric in that role was simply annoying. He told the camera that Nick thought he could hang with the boys and flirt with the girls and that is Eric’s game. He was serious.

The geek has two nipple rings and none of the gravitas to deserve them. Plus he yelled at my sweet, sawdust-brained pudding pop Jen. America’s Doofus is going to crash and burn big time and all his whiney double talk isn’t going to help.

Daniele won the HOH, beating out Jen and Kail the other two remaining players in that competition. The task was to hang upside down from giant pendulums and get sprayed with imitation bird poop like some German fetish video. Truly strange.

Having voted out her main squeeze and ally- Nick, Daniele was hot to find out why the vote was 6-2 and not the 7-1 everyone expected. With the help of the banner and Eric’s painfully obvious protestations and framings of arguments, he couldn’t help but turn the spotlight his way, as his alliance decided to figure out who was their weak link.

Eric can get all pissy about the way Daniele and Dick are treating him now but he can only blame himself for accepting the role of America’s Doofus and then playing a lousy game. The guy is as charming as post nasal drip. There is a joy one experiences watching Reality TV when you realize you hold nothing but unabashed disdain for a player. I realized I was experiencing that after Eric was on screen for the first twenty seconds.

The two other fun moments of this episode were, 1. When Zach claimed to be using ballast techniques in the HOH competition. I’m pretty sure Zach’s head could be used for ballast on most commercial grade tanker ships. And 2, then my doodle dove dummy Jen finally had the nerve to call out Daniele for cheating on her boyfriend with Nick. Everyone was outraged that Jen would do that but I applaud her. Eric, still reeling and fighting back the tears from the flown banner, jumped right to Daniele’s defense. It was a transparent and feeble attempt to deflect by Eric. When he gets tossed from the house his nipple tings should get yanked out the way a disgraced officer has their rank torn off their uniform. My assignment only goes as far as the CBS show but I will say that a video on youtube from the Showtime after hours BIG BROTHER throws evidence fully on Jen’s side of the “cheating” argument.

Daniele should win this game and come home to find her stuff packed and sitting on the curb. When it came down to her nominations, Daniele sounded like a broken record, but she did promise to deliver the surprise after the veto competition. If Daniele can spank America’s Doofus right out the front door, I may have to take my heart back from Jen. There is a lot at stake this week. Imagine how hard she would work to kick Eric out if she knew my affections hung in the balance.