By Sabrina Cognata

So Juila (Joley Richardson) is back, visiting Los Angeles and destroying the lives of Sean (Dylan Walsh) and Christian (Julian McMahon).  Not only is she seeing someone new, she’s seeing a woman, a beautiful woman, Ollie (Portia de Rossi).  Sean and Christian take this as a major blow.  Christian realizes that Julia isn’t cut out to be a lifetime lesbian and goes in for the kill, pushing Sean into his relationship with Kate, even though all he’s done since the beginning is give Sean hell about her. 

Sean’s certainly in a pickle this week.  Kate admits her eating disorder to him after she accidentally loses her bowels in the hot tub.  After consoling her about the entire incident he really has to give some thought to what he’s getting into, as Kate is insecure and crazy in her own right.  When things cannot get any weirder, Sean gets a visit from an 18-year-old girl, Eden, asking to have her hymen replaced.  In the middle of the consultation she tries seducing the cute television doctor.  Sean asks to have a parent present and finally has to throw her out of his office.  Eventually, Sean realizes Eden is Ollie’s daughter and Eden’s going to cause as many problems for him as possible as she manipulates his daughter, Annie, into going to prep school with her in Santa Barbara in order to get what she wants. 


Sean’s problems with Eden are only overshadowed by his problems with Julia.  She’s back and as troublesome as ever.  She seems unhappy with Ollie, not matter how much she says that Ollie is her true love.  Christian zeroes in on Julia’s apprehensiveness after Liz (Roma Maffia) the resident lesbian says Julia is a tourist in lesbiania.  Christian shows up in Julia’s hotel room telling her she’s doing all this to run away from the only thing that could ever make her happy, himself.  It’s a super intense scene and Christian leaves his mark all over Julia as she’s unable to get over him all over again.  There is an obvious difference in her since she’s seen Christian and Ollie can tell.  Julia decides to visit Christian at the beach house and the two end up having sex.  When it’s over, Christian wonders out loud which of them should tell Sean about their love affair.  Julia tells him that he is a sicko and that he probably got off on the thought of telling Sean and breaking his heart.  She then says that Ollie told her to seduce him just to get him out of her skin and she leaves.  Christian gets used and it is awesome.  Later, Christian is having a drink by himself at a hotel bar when he is mistaken for a gigolo.  Honestly, it isn’t that hard to mistake him for a gigolo and now he’s going to be banging all the elite women in Los Angeles for a few grand.


Finally, Matt and Kimber are back.  Matt says that Kimber squandered the money Sean gave him, handing it over to the church of Scientology.  Christian and Sean both hand over tons of cash to him to help him out with the baby and his new life.  Later, you see Kimber and Matt doing crystal meth in a crappy apartment while ignoring their baby.   I guess this means Kimber and Matt are no longer apart of Scientology, right?