By Kofi Outlaw

As if the world wasn’t screwed up enough already, actor Nicholas Cage, (now promoting NATIONAL TREASURE 2: BOOK OF SECRETS,) recently told reporters that he would love to do a sequel to GHOST RIDER, which was slammed by critics (and most viewers with an I.Q. over 50,) yet somehow managed to go to gross $224 million at the worldwide box office. (They’re still trying to thaw Hell out after that one.)

In the past, Cage has maintained a staunch ‘no sequels’ stance though, like most people, his morals probably got tossed out the window once Disney put up the cash-money to lock him into BOOK OF SECRETS. (C.R.E.A.M., my friend, C.R.E.A.M.) When asked about GHOST RIDER 2, Cage is specifically quoted as saying,

“All they have to do is call, and I would love to see that happen. That would be fun.”

DOUBLE GAG! Rant back and let us know if you are as horrified and offended by the thought of another GHOST RIDER film, or if you are one of the three people who actually enjoyed it. God willing, this story will end here.