Monday, December 31, 2007 Rant Archive
Hello. Allow me to introduce myself. I am a full time freedom fighter. I travel the globe searching for oppressed people to help. Times were a little slow for me after the downfall of the Soviet block, but thankfully things have picked up recently. As you can imagine, freedom fighting is a very strenuous and stressful job, so whenever I get the opportunity, I take out my CIA satellite receiver and zonk out on TV. That is (besides taking apart and putting back together a variety of weapons while I am blindfolded) my main area of expertise.
The second I see anything that resembles a cartoon I go straight to dreamy town. Maybe it’s the colors and the flashing lights, but probably it’s the fact that I think it’s damn boring and lame before I even get a chance to watch it. That’s judging and narrow mindedness and I am all right by that. Sadly, I cannot maintain the ability to be entertained in a 4th grade way unless there is nudity involved, however, this film’s intense subject matter happens to help bypass my nudity law and I survived my trip to see it.