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        <title>Hannibal Rising — Chew On This (Or Not!)</title>
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        <description>As an amateur chef and budding sociopath, I naturally gravitated to the character of Hannibal the Cannibal in 1986. With whom else could I argue the nuances of the finer points of pancreas vs. thalamus sweetbreads, whilst eviscerating the proletariat with my Spyderco?

Alas, this love &amp;ndash;- like a wine grape left too long on the vine &amp;ndash;- withered away with each passing movie. Perhaps Michael Mann didn&amp;rsquo;t realize the Pandora&amp;rsquo;s box he was opening when he directed MANHUNTER. Perhaps Brian Cox and Anthony Hopkins thought they were just having a bit of fun as Hannibal Lecter. Or, maybe screenwriter Thomas Harris saw all that money rolling in and realized that recycling was the easiest and most profitable way to go (hey, if works for Michael Crichton it should work for anyone).

This latest installment of the Lecter series purports to reveal the storied and near-mythical origins of the most charmingly evil flesh-ripper ever. I couldn&amp;rsquo;t wait for this movie to come out. I got goose bumps when I saw pre-release stills of the young Hannibal (the quite sexy Gaspard Ulliel). Male friends were equally drooling over his aunt, the Lady Murasaki (Gong Li &amp;ndash;- last seen as the Ice Geisha in MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA). Then, the film hit screens and displeasure ensued.</description>
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            <title>re: Hannibal Rising -- Chew On This (Or Not!)</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#315</link>
            <description>This guy is crazy.  Silence of the Lambs is still the best.  "All good things come to those who wait Clarice...."</description>
            <dc:creator>BickelPickel2</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#315</guid>
            <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 22:28:05 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: Hannibal Rising -- Chew On This (Or Not!)</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#321</link>
            <description>Rent this movie and you won't be sad......</description>
            <dc:creator>facts_007</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#321</guid>
            <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2007 00:33:11 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: Hannibal Rising -- Chew On This (Or Not!)</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#333</link>
            <description>I dislike this movie. The others are better. Boreing. I like scary and bloody movies but this was worst</description>
            <dc:creator>grannyhouse</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#333</guid>
            <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2007 02:11:36 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: Hannibal Rising -- Chew On This (Or Not!)</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#354</link>
            <description>i love it it was the best movie this year. they need to make more movie this way. iknow that it was crazy,but most say crazy good the best all year.not found movie as good as this one YEt..</description>
            <dc:creator>mel</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#354</guid>
            <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2007 07:01:54 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: Hannibal Rising -- Chew On This (Or Not!)</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#361</link>
            <description>i can't give you a rant because i haven't seen it yet, i would like to see it then i could give my rant.</description>
            <dc:creator>sexy</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#361</guid>
            <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2007 03:32:59 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: Hannibal Rising -- Chew On This (Or Not!)</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#365</link>
            <description>These kind of movies are ridiculios. Have not seen it yet but hate it. Why give the criminal minds info to chew on....Just leave this kind of crap alone. They come up with enough ideas, us in a normal society don't need to feed there minds</description>
            <dc:creator>MJMOMOF4</dc:creator>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2007 03:59:03 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: Hannibal Rising -- Chew On This (Or Not!)</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#390</link>
            <description>I HAVE SEEN THE OTHER HANNIBAL MOVIES . AN LOVE THEM.THIS IS ONE MOVIE I WELL RENT..</description>
            <dc:creator>hillbillybabe75</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#390</guid>
            <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 21:06:07 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: Hannibal Rising -- Chew On This (Or Not!)</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#406</link>
            <description>This movie compared to the others suck big time I was so bored i stopped watching it . So for me it is not worth the time.</description>
            <dc:creator>heartgyrl</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#406</guid>
            <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 14:14:17 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: Hannibal Rising -- Chew On This (Or Not!)</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#474</link>
            <description>I HAPPEND TO LOVE THIS MOVIE! I THINK HANNABLE IS SEXY!!! DID I SAY THAT.</description>
            <dc:creator>GOTHVAMP</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#474</guid>
            <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 15:46:19 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: Hannibal Rising -- Chew On This (Or Not!)</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#512</link>
            <description>I liked this one. Excellent acting and depth of character. I'm usually not one for prequels, but the story really did a good job of fleshing out the Hannibal Lecter; which made me want to re-watch Silences of the Lambs all the more.</description>
            <dc:creator>heatherreid</dc:creator>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 19:27:12 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: Hannibal Rising — Chew On This (Or Not!)</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#655</link>
            <description>yes</description>
            <dc:creator>lisa    sanville</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#655</guid>
            <pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 02:13:21 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: Hannibal Rising — Chew On This (Or Not!)</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#866</link>
            <description>I thought this movie was twiztidly diffrent from the others just because of the fact that its not a cop trying to catch a mudering canabal its the canabal's storie on why he did what he did i found that amazing along with the plot and storie line of the whole thing</description>
            <dc:creator>&amp;#194;&amp;#177;JoKeR&amp;#194;&amp;#177;</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#866</guid>
            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2007 13:07:56 GMT</pubDate>
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            <description>Wowza! Canabals scaredy catz me too! The storie was funnzie with lotsa thrillingtz momentos.</description>
            <dc:creator>Eitaporra4</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#867</guid>
            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2007 17:03:12 GMT</pubDate>
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            <description>Well enough of hannibal lector. I am getting so tired of these movies, and I cannot tell one from the other any more!! I think they should of stopped when they made the first one. Now the mothman prophies, is one I would like to see a second part to that!! I thought that was scarier then all the hannibal lector's put together!!</description>
            <dc:creator>patty1_dndp</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#1089</guid>
            <pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2007 16:51:04 GMT</pubDate>
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            <description>HOW can ANYONE have a Hannible who isn't Anthony Hopkins?? This movie is one that shouldn't have been made. I'll never watch it!</description>
            <dc:creator>catwrites</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#1097</guid>
            <pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2007 02:41:05 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: Hannibal Rising — Chew On This (Or Not!)</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#1748</link>
            <description>cant wait to see it</description>
            <dc:creator>tinkluvspan</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/01/Hannibal-Rising----Eat-This-Or-Not.aspx#1748</guid>
            <pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:15:47 GMT</pubDate>
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