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        <title>Hell’s Kitchen Season Premiere — The Heat is On</title>
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        <description>Stay away from the risotto; the broth apparently tastes like &amp;ldquo;gnat&amp;rsquo;s piss.&amp;rdquo; And, the accompaniment to the chicken dish might be actual human snot. I&amp;rsquo;d stick with the fish in HELL&amp;rsquo;S KITCHEN.

While preparing to watch the season premiere of HELL&amp;rsquo;S KITCHEN, I made a brown rice dish with ground turkey, then I made my 4-year-old daughter cry. I did this with a purpose; to spiritually align myself with celebrity chef and HELL&amp;rsquo;S KITCHEN host/judge, Gordon Ramsay. This is the start of the show&amp;rsquo;s third season and the formula is tight: 12 contestants (with varying degrees of experience in food service) compete to please the bad-boy chef with the potty mouth for the chance to win their own restaurant. The show revels in bleeped-out foul language, emotional breakdowns and backstabbing. It is buttery summer nonsense and utterly enjoyable.</description>
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            <title>re: Hell’s Kitchen Season Premiere – The Heat is On</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/05/Hells-Kitchen-Season-Premiere--The-Heat-is-On.aspx#413</link>
            <description>I'm all abour Ramsay.&lt;br /&gt;What do you do when someone wants to add more water to a boiling pan, but adds cool water?&lt;br /&gt;Or when someone's oven isn't working cuz the moron forgot to turn on the gas?&lt;br /&gt;(Those were all last season.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you scream : "Are you f****ing stupid?"</description>
            <dc:creator>Eitaporra4</dc:creator>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 17:41:02 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: Hell’s Kitchen Season Premiere – The Heat is On</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/05/Hells-Kitchen-Season-Premiere--The-Heat-is-On.aspx#423</link>
            <description>I love this show and i cannot wait for the premiere. Chef  Cracks me up. Eventhough I missed the seaon finale last season. Can ne1 tell me who won.</description>
            <dc:creator>pure_essences02</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/05/Hells-Kitchen-Season-Premiere--The-Heat-is-On.aspx#423</guid>
            <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:52:45 GMT</pubDate>
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            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/05/Hells-Kitchen-Season-Premiere--The-Heat-is-On.aspx#426</link>
            <description>I don't like cooking shows and this one is right up there with boring.  Cooking is not a visual activity.  This one is to be seen only during the channel surfing.</description>
            <dc:creator>displacedcherokee2</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/05/Hells-Kitchen-Season-Premiere--The-Heat-is-On.aspx#426</guid>
            <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:41:50 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: Hell’s Kitchen Season Premiere – The Heat is On</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/05/Hells-Kitchen-Season-Premiere--The-Heat-is-On.aspx#431</link>
            <description>Show had me cracking up, Aaron that f***ing cry baby when the men loss he needs to go. &lt;br /&gt;The girl who picked the two to go was slick get rid of the comp so she could get the money, very smart.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chef he alsome- he know what he wants and how he wants it.</description>
            <dc:creator>Darkkhorse</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/05/Hells-Kitchen-Season-Premiere--The-Heat-is-On.aspx#431</guid>
            <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:05:55 GMT</pubDate>
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            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/05/Hells-Kitchen-Season-Premiere--The-Heat-is-On.aspx#434</link>
            <description>no thank you. one more british asshole is already fifty too many. he needs to just give it up....</description>
            <dc:creator>shadowplay</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/05/Hells-Kitchen-Season-Premiere--The-Heat-is-On.aspx#434</guid>
            <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:12:22 GMT</pubDate>
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            <description>yea like shadowplay said we don't need another british guy.to me the show was kind of boring and predicitable</description>
            <dc:creator>Monique09</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/05/Hells-Kitchen-Season-Premiere--The-Heat-is-On.aspx#465</guid>
            <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 13:06:07 GMT</pubDate>
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            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/05/Hells-Kitchen-Season-Premiere--The-Heat-is-On.aspx#505</link>
            <description>Ramsey is starting with a BANG.   There are too many crybabies this year, but the backstabbing is topnotch.</description>
            <dc:creator>niecy520</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/05/Hells-Kitchen-Season-Premiere--The-Heat-is-On.aspx#505</guid>
            <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:25:57 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: Hell’s Kitchen Season Premiere –- The Heat is On</title>
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            <description>Would you guys watch this show if you were not into cooking?  Thanks in advance!</description>
            <dc:creator>BickelPickel2</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/05/Hells-Kitchen-Season-Premiere--The-Heat-is-On.aspx#506</guid>
            <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:29:17 GMT</pubDate>
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            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/05/Hells-Kitchen-Season-Premiere--The-Heat-is-On.aspx#534</link>
            <description>I LIKE THIS PROGRAM ITS THE BEST ON  TV  AT THIS MOMENT</description>
            <dc:creator>crazyman07</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/05/Hells-Kitchen-Season-Premiere--The-Heat-is-On.aspx#534</guid>
            <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 22:12:17 GMT</pubDate>
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            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/05/Hells-Kitchen-Season-Premiere--The-Heat-is-On.aspx#539</link>
            <description>i love chef ramsey he is so hot</description>
            <dc:creator>himuh</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/05/Hells-Kitchen-Season-Premiere--The-Heat-is-On.aspx#539</guid>
            <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 22:34:16 GMT</pubDate>
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            <description>The only thing hot about Chef Ramsey is the food he makes!</description>
            <dc:creator>Eddoword</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/05/Hells-Kitchen-Season-Premiere--The-Heat-is-On.aspx#540</guid>
            <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 22:36:01 GMT</pubDate>
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            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/05/Hells-Kitchen-Season-Premiere--The-Heat-is-On.aspx#547</link>
            <description>CHEF RAMSEY ALWAYS HAS THAT KITCHEN ON FIRE.I LOVE HIS SHOW.</description>
            <dc:creator>cici0123</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/05/Hells-Kitchen-Season-Premiere--The-Heat-is-On.aspx#547</guid>
            <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:18:36 GMT</pubDate>
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            <description>I love this show!  I've watched every season of it.  It makes me laugh to see Chef Ramsey so openly cus out anyone and everyone.</description>
            <dc:creator>luvsong79</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/05/Hells-Kitchen-Season-Premiere--The-Heat-is-On.aspx#589</guid>
            <pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2007 02:24:44 GMT</pubDate>
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            <description>I dont give a tin **** about cooking.  Ramen noodles are haute cuisine to me but I love this show.  He had me at "I wouldnt serve this to a ****ing pig".  Hilarious.  More F-Bombs than 8 Mile.  Great recap, buzz.</description>
            <dc:creator>ozzy</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/05/Hells-Kitchen-Season-Premiere--The-Heat-is-On.aspx#593</guid>
            <pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2007 04:51:40 GMT</pubDate>
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