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        <title>The Loop — Crash and Burn</title>
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        <description>What fruit loop okayed this series?&amp;nbsp; He or she must be real loopy.&amp;nbsp; Okay, I&amp;rsquo;m out of loop jokes &amp;mdash; but so is THE LOOP.

There was a rumor flying around the television business a year or so ago that a consortium of network executives had contacted the federal government about buying the Grand Canyon. Apparently, the Lords of Television were looking for a safe place to dump their failed shows.
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Of course the deal never went through.&amp;nbsp; Someone in accounting did the math.&amp;nbsp; The Grand Canyon wasn&amp;rsquo;t big enough.
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So, a decision was made to burn the old sitcoms. By burn, of course, we mean in a politically correct and environmentally-friendly way. How? Put the episodes that were paid for by the network, but unaired &amp;mdash; the very episodes deemed so terrible that they warranted the cancellation of the show &amp;mdash; yes, put those remaining episodes on the air.&amp;nbsp; However, TV execs by law subscribe to the Hypocrite&amp;rsquo;s Oath: First, do no harm. So the shows are aired when no one is watching and likely to be hurt.
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This of course brings us to the burning of THE LOOP &amp;mdash; a series that lasted a few episodes last fall before it was, I believe, the term is &amp;ldquo;put on hiatus.&amp;rdquo; (That sounds so much better than axed, doesn&amp;rsquo;t it?)</description>
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