http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/28/Rescue-Me---Commitment.aspx Well, there’s no easy way to put it, and we might as well get the spoiler out of the way. Episode 3 of RESCUE ME ends tragically, as the Chief —  fresh off the news that his heart is too weak to stay in the house —  takes a revolver and puts a bullet through his head. And, it’s a shame, because it’s quite the downer of an ending to an otherwise lighthearted episode. After attacking Colleen’s live-in boyfriend, Tommy decides the only way to get his daughter to come home is to take a dive against the big bad beau and get some sympathy points from her. Of course, this plan fails miserably as he gets his ass kicked, yet doesn’t get any closer to his daughter. Moral of that story: Don’t ever, under any circumstances, let your daughter’s boyfriend beat you up. It sets a bad precedent, and the last thing you want is the kid thinking he’s even more of a badass than he already does. Meanwhile, the rest of the boys are dealing with their various sexual problems: Lou with his pervert ex-nun girlfriend, Sean with his porn-loving wife, and even Franco’s retarded soon-to-be brother-in-law went on a date with his wheelchair-bound girlfriend with the “hot ass.” (Note to self: Don’t take a chick in a wheelchair on a bowling date) Yes, it’s quite a dysfunctional house, and now it has lost its leader. en-US Critics Rant info@criticsrant.com Subtext Version 1.9.4.0 http://www.criticsrant.com/images/default_gravatar_bullhorn.png http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/06/28/Rescue-Me---Commitment.aspx 77 60