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        <title>Rescue Me — "Pussified"</title>
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        <description>Marriage advice from Tommy Gavin? Bad idea.

Here&amp;rsquo;s the list of things you need to know about marriage, according to Tommy Gavin: Listening, hugging, buying furniture, spooning. That&amp;rsquo;s it. That&amp;rsquo;s the list.

At least, that&amp;rsquo;s what he tells Franco, who is thinking of popping the question to his beloved Natalie (the poor bastard). Well, Franco, I&amp;rsquo;ve got some advice for you: Don&amp;rsquo;t listen to Tommy Gavin.

Yes, this is the same Tommy Gavin who is currently living with his ex-wife Janet &amp;mdash; well, sleeping on the floor &amp;mdash; to help bring up a son that may or may not be his. He&amp;rsquo;s also the same guy who is trying to get back with said ex, even though they have more baggage than O&amp;rsquo;Hare on Christmas Eve. He&amp;rsquo;s the same guy who has twice been out with the crazy man-chick who allegedly saved his life. And yes, he&amp;rsquo;s the same guy who can&amp;rsquo;t get it up for either of them.

Advice from this guy? Good luck with that one.</description>
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