http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/07/17/Greek--Hazed-and-Confused.aspx It’s pledge week, and our boy Rusty is learning some quick lessons in his first month at college. Among them: — It’s OK to ask your brothers for help when you’re in a jam. — You can mix schoolwork with fraternity life. It just means sometimes you have to cheat a little. — Classes are never as hard as they appear, so don’t drop them unless you absolutely have to. — Lastly, and most important, never fall asleep when all of your fraternity brothers are around. Bad things are gonna happen, man. In poor Rusty’s case, he ends up with a pair of blue feet, a unibrow and — for reasons I’d rather not speculate about — a couple of holes cut in the butt of his pajamas. Things could’ve been worse. I (vaguely ) remember  guys from my fraternity days getting their mattresses thrown out the window — sometimes with them still on them — and one poor pledge bastard getting hog-tied in the middle of the chapter room. But, those were the old days, and this is ABC Family, so Rusty’s hazing is what it is. en-US Critics Rant info@criticsrant.com Subtext Version 1.9.4.0 http://www.criticsrant.com/images/default_gravatar_bullhorn.png http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/07/17/Greek--Hazed-and-Confused.aspx 77 60 http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/07/17/Greek--Hazed-and-Confused.aspx#984 dang I miss campus life geckoseiya http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/07/17/Greek--Hazed-and-Confused.aspx#984 Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:23:25 GMT