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        <title>Big Brother 8 — "Dani's Sweeto with Double Veto"/"Woe is Joe"</title>
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        <description>This week, one HouseGuest has to wear a red unitard for seven straight days. She&amp;rsquo;s like a dim-witted Bond villain. How do I know she&amp;rsquo;s a villain? Because she stole my heart.

My girl Jen may be as dumb as a box of rocks, but she can be my mob enforcer any day of the week. As Head of Household, she made the rounds to the other HouseGuests when the Golden Power of Veto was about to be played for, and told them not to try too hard, because she wanted her nominations to stand. When she confronted Amber, Jen said that if Amber won and used the veto to take down either Daniele or Evel Dick, she would immediately put up Amber&amp;rsquo;s closest ally, Dustin. (He happened to be standing right there.) Jen made sure to throw in a &amp;ldquo;No offense&amp;rdquo; to him. It was brutal and cold and made me tingly.
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But, before I go on and on about Jen, or we get to the Veto competition, here&amp;rsquo;s a quick game: Two HouseGuests are having a quiet moment away from the action; one is a 6-foot plus, muscle-bound ex-pro football player, and the other is a waif-like 20-year-old girl with absentee daddy issues. Now, which of these two says the following in a sadly desperate, estrogen-soaked attempt to get any attention from the other...? &amp;ldquo;Like, please don&amp;rsquo;t tell anyone, this is my alliance (names three HouseGuests) &amp;hellip; and &amp;hellip; I&amp;rsquo;m gonna cry &amp;hellip; I didn&amp;rsquo;t expect to like feel like this &amp;hellip; about someone in this game.&amp;rdquo; If you guessed that this was Nick, blowing up his alliance and crying for a girl who has a boyfriend, then you win.</description>
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            <title>re: Big Brother 8 — &amp;quot;Dani's Sweeto with Double Veto&amp;quot;/&amp;quot;Woe is Joe&amp;quot;</title>
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            <description>As an American I would like like everyone in Amerca to kick America's Player in the nuts one after the other.  I'll bet that kid hosted the Greek Games every year at his college.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, I just found out tonight that Joe's occupation is "receptionist".  Announcing you have gonorrhea on national TV:  Bad career move?</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:55:32 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: Big Brother 8 — &amp;quot;Dani's Sweeto with Double Veto&amp;quot;/&amp;quot;Woe is Joe&amp;quot;</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/07/20/Big-Brother-8--Danis-Sweeto-with-Double-VetoWoe-is.aspx#995</link>
            <description>JEN IS A BITCH AND I HOPE  EVIL DICK AND THE HOUSE KICK THIS BITCH OFF NEXT WEEK</description>
            <dc:creator>dlrjwpm</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/07/20/Big-Brother-8--Danis-Sweeto-with-Double-VetoWoe-is.aspx#995</guid>
            <pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 03:27:30 GMT</pubDate>
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