http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/07/31/GREEK-Why-Dorks-Dont-Play-Floor-Hockey.aspx Nothing separates the jocks from the dorks more than intramural sports. Our boy Rusty the pledge knows that better than anyone, and that’s why he’s so determined to become one of the former and make his Kappa Tau boys proud at the upcoming floor hockey tournament. And, wouldn’t you know it, Rusty gets the call at the end of the semifinal game, takes the puck the length of the court, and … scores for the wrong team. Such is life for the honors engineering major, who was riding high on his beer pong win for the Kappas just a few weeks back and really wants to relive his previous glory. So he uses his physics background to think his way to athletic prowess – and we all know how that works out. But his game is bigger than Rusty. It’s the Kappas vs. the Omegas. It’s Cappie vs. Evan. And that means pulling out all the stops, which the Zetas (as the Omega cheer sorority house or whatever) plan to do. Rusty’s sister Casey hatches a plan to undermine the Kappas – and that pledge bitch Rebecca Logan – by getting them wasted the night before the big game. Of course the Kappas, like all good party houses, are well versed in playing on a hangover. And let me interject some personal history in here. I don’t want to brag, but I played my best intramural softball on a raging hangover. There’s just something about getting that extra adrenaline going … and not puking. Definitely not puking. en-US Critics Rant info@criticsrant.com Subtext Version 1.9.4.0 http://www.criticsrant.com/images/default_gravatar_bullhorn.png http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/07/31/GREEK-Why-Dorks-Dont-Play-Floor-Hockey.aspx 77 60 http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/07/31/GREEK-Why-Dorks-Dont-Play-Floor-Hockey.aspx#1053 am i missing somethign? when does greek air? my tivo only records it on fridays! JB http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/07/31/GREEK-Why-Dorks-Dont-Play-Floor-Hockey.aspx#1053 Tue, 31 Jul 2007 17:50:51 GMT