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        <title>BIG BROTHER -- "Aloha, Amber"</title>
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        <description>I sit before you confused. The only conclusion I can draw about the current state of BIG BROTHER Season 8 is that it has finally crossed into postmodern territory. French philosopher Jean-Francois Lyotard defined postmodernism when, &amp;ldquo;The narrative function is losing its functors, its great hero, its great dangers, its great voyages, its great goal. It is being dispersed in clouds of narrative language elements--narrative, but also denotative, prescriptive, descriptive, and so on...Where, after the metanarratives, can legitimacy reside?&amp;rdquo;

Like you, I don&amp;rsquo;t know what most of that means but to me it feels like I watch BIG BROTHER now and I&amp;rsquo;m sure someone is having a laugh at my expense and I can&amp;rsquo;t catch the joke. Nobody is likable. All remaining contestants are sloppy excuses for human beings and yet I watch&amp;hellip;three times a week. I realized I&amp;rsquo;m rooting for a giant meteor to come and wipe out the whole production. And then the meteor will get up and go after the creators and producers who green lit this show along the way. And then the meteor will come and get me.</description>
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            <title>re: BIG BROTHER -- &amp;quot;Aloha, Amber&amp;quot;</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/08/31/BIG-BROTHER----Aloha-Amber.aspx#1339</link>
            <description>When Jessica first made her nominations I thought to myself, hey wait as minute.  This ditzy bleach blonde with the Betty Boop voice may actually have a working brain cell.  She's set it up beautifully to get rid of Dick or Danielle.  She's brilliant!  Well.....no, she isnt.  It never occurred to her.  Never crossed her mind.  When the possiblities were finally pointed out to her (by Zach, the Meathead of all people) she was all for it but the Weasel talked her out of it.  Just when I thought there was hope for this group.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The entire seasson may have been encapsulated by that lovely scene of Dick hocking oysters all over the Big Brother back lawn while talking to Zach.    I was sure he was going to top it off in a Big Finale with a Dennis Eckersley Memorial Snot Rocket.  Dont these people walk barefoot out there?</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 18:28:15 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: BIG BROTHER -- &amp;quot;Aloha, Amber&amp;quot;</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/08/31/BIG-BROTHER----Aloha-Amber.aspx#1346</link>
            <description>I am so happy she is gone there is only so much wining you can listen too.  Next to go is Jameka she is so annoying.</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 03:46:17 GMT</pubDate>
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