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        <title>MR. WOODCOCK: A Comedy With ... Balls</title>
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        <description>Oh, sure, you&amp;rsquo;ll laugh out loud watching MR. WOODCOCK.&amp;nbsp; You will snicker, you will smile, you will groan.&amp;nbsp; But you won&amp;rsquo;t feel good about it.&amp;nbsp; MR. WOODCOCK is a guilty pleasure, along the lines of that great intellectual series of AMERICAN PIE films.&amp;nbsp; Need I say more?

Jasper Woodcock (Billy Bob Thornton) is every overweight kid&amp;rsquo;s nightmare of a gym teacher, a sadist who gets pleasure in humiliating his charges.&amp;nbsp; How does he check whether the students are wearing cups?&amp;nbsp; He hits them in the crotch with a bat.&amp;nbsp; How does he stop a kid with asthma from wheezing.&amp;nbsp; He orders him to do laps.

John Farley (Seann William Scott, appropriately Stifler from the aforementioned PIE series) was a fat, ungainly child who suffered Woodcock&amp;rsquo;s abuse.&amp;nbsp; But Stifler uh, Farley became a successful adult anyway, author of a best-selling self-help book, Letting Go: Getting Past Your Past and a highly sought-after lecturer.

He&amp;rsquo;s out on a book tour when he hears his home town wants to honor him with its rarely-awarded Corn Cob Key at the annual Cornival.&amp;nbsp; So he cancels his engagements to return home in some ways like a Thomas Wolfe hero.&amp;nbsp; He wants to surprise his widowed mother, Beverly (Susan Sarandon), but the surprise is on him.&amp;nbsp; You&amp;rsquo;ll never guess who she&amp;rsquo;s dating.&amp;nbsp; If per chance you really can&amp;rsquo;t guess, then perhaps this film may be too much for you.&amp;nbsp; But for the rest of us, of course it&amp;rsquo;s MR. WOODCOCK.</description>
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            <title>re: MR. WOODCOCK: A Comedy With ... Balls</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/09/14/MR.-WOODCOCK.aspx#1760</link>
            <description>looks good cant wait to see it:)</description>
            <dc:creator>tinkluvspan</dc:creator>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:41:42 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: MR. WOODCOCK: A Comedy With ... Balls</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/09/14/MR.-WOODCOCK.aspx#2154</link>
            <description>billy bob is a good actor. so we know we will get a good show with him in it.</description>
            <dc:creator>WAVELYN</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/09/14/MR.-WOODCOCK.aspx#2154</guid>
            <pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 21:00:26 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: MR. WOODCOCK: A Comedy With ... Balls</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/09/14/MR.-WOODCOCK.aspx#2155</link>
            <description>this sounds pretty good</description>
            <dc:creator>brokun1</dc:creator>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2007 07:13:18 GMT</pubDate>
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