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        <title>THE BIONIC WOMAN -- Series Premiere</title>
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        <description>Once upon a time, in the land of TV show rehashes and reimaginings, there was a pretty young bartender named Jaime Sommers (Michelle Ryan). Her life was not a luxurious one, but it had its upsides, such as dating handsome professor and surgeon Will Anthros (Chris Bowers). Things change quickly, though. Soon after discovering she was pregnant, Jaime and her beau were hit by a truck, driven by a homicidal blonde with some aftermarket modifications named Sarah Corvus (Katee Sackhoff, biding her time until BATTLESTAR GALACTICA starts up again). 

This is where Jaime discovers that her boyfriend is involved in bleeding-edge nanotech body augmentation, a discovery she makes when, in order to save her life, Dr. Anthros replaces her legs, right arm, ear and eye with bionic prosthetics, not to mention replacing a significant percentage of her blood cells with nanomachines. The fact that these bionics grant Jaime radically enhanced strength, reflexes, speed, stamina and scanning capabilities turn out to be little compensation for the interruption of her life, a fact she makes immediately clear by skedaddling from the high-tech medical facility where she&amp;rsquo;d been rebuilt.</description>
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            <title>re: THE BIONIC WOMAN -- Series Premiere</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/09/28/THE-BIONIC-WOMAN----Series-Premiere.aspx#1533</link>
            <description>I USED TO WATCH THE FIRST  BIONIC WOMAN AND ALTHOUGH THIS ONE IS DIFFERENT I REALLY LIKED IT</description>
            <dc:creator>Yvette41</dc:creator>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 20:05:26 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: THE BIONIC WOMAN -- Series Premiere</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/09/28/THE-BIONIC-WOMAN----Series-Premiere.aspx#1536</link>
            <description>i watched this bionic woman it just did'nt have the get up and go the orginal had,this one was ok i guess to a point    better luck next time</description>
            <dc:creator>dorothy fugate</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/09/28/THE-BIONIC-WOMAN----Series-Premiere.aspx#1536</guid>
            <pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 02:36:54 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: THE BIONIC WOMAN -- Series Premiere</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/09/28/THE-BIONIC-WOMAN----Series-Premiere.aspx#1583</link>
            <description>well i sorted of liked the show but where jamie got hurt she was sky diving with steve austin and her chute wouldn't open in the orginal</description>
            <dc:creator>dorothy fugate</dc:creator>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 19:02:54 GMT</pubDate>
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