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        <title>WRONG TURN 2: Some Tips For Your Survival</title>
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        <description>Let me answer the most obvious questions first: yes WRONG TURN 2 is the sequel to WRONG TURN, a film tragically overlooked by both the Oscars and the Golden Globes.&amp;nbsp; And I know why. Movie buffs sometimes have their noses so far up in the air, they refuse to recognize the educational value of these films.

For example, lesson one: You do not want to travel to Greenbrier Backcountry, W. Va.&amp;nbsp; That is where both films are set, and clearly the people in 2 ignored the learning opportunity offered by the original.&amp;nbsp; They are now mostly dead.

Second, if you must go to Greenbrier Backcountry, W. Va., invest a couple hundred bucks in a global positioning system.&amp;nbsp; Buy a Tom Tom or Garmin, because &amp;ndash; and I want you to trust me on this &amp;ndash; if you get lost in Greenbrier Backcountry, W. Va., you will die.

Three: Kimberly (Kimberly Caldwell), a young actress without a GPS system, gets lost on the way to a job as a contestant on Welcome to the Apocalypse.&amp;nbsp; She phones her agent but discovers she has no cell phone service.&amp;nbsp; This is what happened at the beginning of the original WRONG TURN, and we all know how that turned out.&amp;nbsp; So, if you are on a back road in Backcountry, and your cell phone does not work, immediately get to an interstate.

Four: If you are driving along and hit someone with your car, it is okay to jump out to try to help.&amp;nbsp; But look at his/her/its faces.&amp;nbsp; If you have hit a mutant, he or she may look unconscious, but they can still spring up, grab an ax and cut you in two &amp;ndash; vertically.&amp;nbsp; That means from top to bottom. So leave them on the road, get back in your car and hightail it out of there.

Five: Do not rely on the local constabulary.&amp;nbsp; Apparently people have been disappearing in the area for 30 or 40 years and no one noticed.</description>
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            <title>re: WRONG TURN 2: Some Tips For Your Survival</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/10/16/WRONG-TURN-2-Some-Tips-For-Your-Survival.aspx#1801</link>
            <description>it was good but the first one was better:)</description>
            <dc:creator>tinkluvspan</dc:creator>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 12:54:49 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: WRONG TURN 2: Some Tips For Your Survival</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/10/16/WRONG-TURN-2-Some-Tips-For-Your-Survival.aspx#1889</link>
            <description>I think it will be better than the first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1</description>
            <dc:creator>Sweet</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/10/16/WRONG-TURN-2-Some-Tips-For-Your-Survival.aspx#1889</guid>
            <pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:15:46 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: WRONG TURN 2: Some Tips For Your Survival</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/10/16/WRONG-TURN-2-Some-Tips-For-Your-Survival.aspx#2188</link>
            <description>I DIDN'T LIKE THE FIRST ONE SO I WON'T SEE THIS ONE. AND I WILL NEVER GO TO W .VIRGINA</description>
            <dc:creator>WAVELYN</dc:creator>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 01:14:46 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: WRONG TURN 2: Some Tips For Your Survival</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/10/16/WRONG-TURN-2-Some-Tips-For-Your-Survival.aspx#2194</link>
            <description>i loved the first one. and i cant wait to see this one.</description>
            <dc:creator>brokun1</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/10/16/WRONG-TURN-2-Some-Tips-For-Your-Survival.aspx#2194</guid>
            <pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:23:50 GMT</pubDate>
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