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        <title>TELL ME YOU LOVE ME -- "Episode Seven"</title>
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        <description>Over the course of the previous six episodes, I have not said a great deal positive about TELL ME YOU LOVE ME.&amp;nbsp; Well, that changes right now:

If the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences gave out awards for simulating sex, it would go to members of this cast.&amp;nbsp; Almost by default.&amp;nbsp; There are moments here that are &amp;ndash; how to put this? &amp;ndash; of Internet quality in terms of realism.&amp;nbsp; And since you are reading this on a computer you know exactly what I mean.&amp;nbsp; And, yes, I mean you. So on that level the acting is unmatched elsewhere.

On every other level, well not so much.

Consider Jamie (Michelle Broth), who has so perfected the art of simulated sex.&amp;nbsp; But then again, practice makes perfect.&amp;nbsp; She comes home and finds her former fianc&amp;eacute; Hugo (Luke Farrell Kirby) waiting for her.&amp;nbsp; He tells her he was wrong.&amp;nbsp; He wasn&amp;rsquo;t over her.&amp;nbsp; She tells him she misses him, too, but she&amp;rsquo;s seeing someone else.&amp;nbsp; Hugo cries like a baby.&amp;nbsp; So she sleeps with him.&amp;nbsp; (As an aside, I sadly found crying and/or begging never worked well for me. Times have changed.)

After Hugo is finished and leaves, Jamie (aka the tramp) calls her new boyfriend Nick (Ian Somerhalder), goes over to his house and sleeps with him.</description>
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