http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/11/09/UGLY-BETTY----A-Nice-Day-For--A-Posh.aspx Our little Betty (America Ferrera) has become a woman & by that I mean she’s finally the trampy whore I always hoped she could be.  Now if I could just wish her some style and a dietician my life could be complete.  This week we find Hildra running back and forth from her room to Betty’s room to help hide the fact that Betty spent the night with Henry.  Everything is going fine until their father comes in and Hilda is pretending to be Betty when Betty starts climbing in through her own window.  This leads to a blow out fight and Betty moves out and says she isn’t going to her father’s naturalization ceremony for becoming a citizen.  She asks Cristina if she can stay with her, but Henry finds out about this and swoops down like an ugly night in shining armor, saying she’ll stay with him.  If this wasn’t so dramatic, I’d vomit a little in my mouth.  And while we’re talking about vomit, did anyone see Henry’s body a couple of weeks ago?  If only we could cut off his stupid head.  Anyways, things for Wilhelmina (Vanessa Williams) are not going great.  It seems her perfect wedding is being upstaged by Perfect Spice aka her Maid of Honor aka Posh/Victoria Beckham.  Wilhelmina even tries to put Posh in a burlap sack in order to make herself look that much better, but much to her dismay Posh continues to shine as a golden idol of fashion awesome.  On her wedding day, Wilhelmina has had just about enough of Posh and has her bodyguard lock her up in the ladies room & Wilhelmina proudly exclaims she’ll just have to go on without a maid of honor.  Awesome. en-US Critics Rant info@criticsrant.com Subtext Version 1.9.4.0 http://www.criticsrant.com/images/default_gravatar_bullhorn.png http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/11/09/UGLY-BETTY----A-Nice-Day-For--A-Posh.aspx 77 60