http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/11/16/SMALLVILLE----Blue.aspx Bucolic rural setting. Creepy voices. Eerie lights. If there are pretty blonds and Kryptonians running around, it must be SMALLVILLE. After Kara (Laura Vandervoort) returns from a surfing trip, Clark (Tom Welling) starts hearing aforementioned voices and seeing eerie lights in the barn. Not to worry, though; it’s just Kara’s crystal. Clark grabs it, undoubtedly to interrogate the shifty little thing, and suddenly, zoop swoosh floop, he’s in the Fortress. Damn! While the disembodied voice of Jor-El (Terence Stamp) warns him against doing anything with the crystal, Clark jams the blue Twinkie in the crystal console and waits to see what happens. Son of a gun, a big bolt of blue shoots out of the Twinkie, whips through Clark and deposits Clark’s mom Lara (Helen Slater) in front of him. Unfortunately, the blue Twinkie has another passenger, Jor-El’s obsessive brother Zor-El en-US Critics Rant info@criticsrant.com Subtext Version 1.9.4.0 http://www.criticsrant.com/images/default_gravatar_bullhorn.png http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/11/16/SMALLVILLE----Blue.aspx 77 60