http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/11/24/AMERICAS-NEXT-TOP-MODEL----The-Girls-Go-To-Shanghai.aspx The first twenty minutes of tonight’s episode of AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL proceeded as follows: “AHHHH! We’re in CHINA! AHHHH! Everything in China is so different. It’s like so unique except that it’s kind of like Las Vegas. Can you believe it? We’re in China!! OMG! Shanghai has so many lights guys!! Wait. There are only five beds. Does that mean someone is going home? Where is Heather going to sleep? OMG, who cares, we’re in CHINA!” Yeah. That kinds of sums it up. In case you were curious, after Bianca and her peon Saleisha give Heather all kinds of crap, Jenah and Bianca agree to share the big bed. Thus everyone gets her beauty rest. And boy do they need it! The girls are taken to the biggest movie studio in Shanghai, all in the guise of getting a tour, when mayhem is unleashed. Crazy Chinese warriors, wearing satin robes, attack their guide. Oh wait. Their guide turns out not to be a guide, but a martial arts expert! He teaches them some moves, which they must demonstrate in midair. Um, what does this have to do with modeling? en-US Critics Rant info@criticsrant.com Subtext Version 1.9.4.0 http://www.criticsrant.com/images/default_gravatar_bullhorn.png http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/11/24/AMERICAS-NEXT-TOP-MODEL----The-Girls-Go-To-Shanghai.aspx 77 60