http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/08/22/GREEK----Multiple-Choice.aspx Tonight marks another rite of passage in the PG-13 world of Cypress-Rhodes students: Casey’s getting lavaliered! Yes, her D-bag boyfriend Evan finally took the next step and gave her his Omega Chi letters as a show of commitment and his love for her. It was a touching ceremony, as the Zeta sisters did a little passing of the candle thing and the Omega boys serenaded outside the house. My, how times have changed. When I was a brother, we celebrated a lavaliering by taking the poor bastard out back, tying him to a tree and pouring condiments all over him while the rest of us threw cans of Beast Lite at each other. But that was the real world, and not the fantasy land of the Omegas and Zetas. Ahh, what a world it is, with everyone planning for their future and such. Personally, I would much rather live in the world of Cappie and the Kappa Taus, where you live for today and assume everything will work out. Unfortunately, so does Casey – and  Cappie does his best to capitalize on the situation by arranging to be her partner for an upcoming mid-term paper. en-US Critics Rant info@criticsrant.com Subtext Version 1.9.4.0 http://www.criticsrant.com/images/default_gravatar_bullhorn.png http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/08/22/GREEK----Multiple-Choice.aspx 77 60