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        <title>THE ULTIMATE GIFT:  Keep It Wrapped</title>
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        <description> Life offers many gifts.&amp;nbsp; Sadly, THE ULTIMATE GIFT isn&amp;rsquo;t one of them.&amp;nbsp; Bring it back to the returns department.

According to THE ULTIMATE GIFT, the most important things anyone can possess are love, family, friendship and an appreciation for hard work.&amp;nbsp; Not to minimize the value of all that, but I truly have THE ULTIMATE GIFT for you, something not even hinted at in the film: time. I will save you two hours of your life.&amp;nbsp; That may not mean much now, but ignore my advice and lying on your death bed, gasping for just a few extra moments, you will say: &amp;ldquo;I should have heeded that wise man and not bothered to rent the dumb movie.&amp;rdquo; But then it&amp;rsquo;s too late.&amp;nbsp; So listen to me now.&amp;nbsp; It&amp;rsquo;s not just that THE ULTIMATE GIFT has a clich&amp;eacute; for a story line and matchstick thin characters.&amp;nbsp; Lots of movies have that.&amp;nbsp; It&amp;rsquo;s that THE ULTIMATE GIFT doesn&amp;rsquo;t even make an effort.&amp;nbsp; It&amp;rsquo;s a stupid film that insults your intelligence and won&amp;rsquo;t stand up to the scrutiny of a five-year old.

Then to add insult to intellectual injury, the producers use one of the DVD&amp;rsquo;s features to sell THE ULTIMATE GIFT gift set.&amp;nbsp; How mercenary can you get? THE ULTIMATE GIFT is a product of Fox Faith. That&amp;rsquo;s a new faith-based production company formed in the aftermath of The Passion of the Christ largely in the correct belief that Evangelicals go to movies and the incorrect if-you-build-it-they-will-come belief that all you have to do is mention Jesus and say you&amp;rsquo;re against abortion and you have a winning film.</description>
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            <title>re: THE ULTIMATE GIFT:  Keep It Wrapped</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/08/23/THE-ULTIMATE-GIFTAgain.aspx#1267</link>
            <description>"new faith-based production company "  ... Pass.</description>
            <dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/08/23/THE-ULTIMATE-GIFTAgain.aspx#1267</guid>
            <pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 20:54:17 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: THE ULTIMATE GIFT:  Keep It Wrapped</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/08/23/THE-ULTIMATE-GIFTAgain.aspx#1402</link>
            <description>I found this to be a very heart warming movie that the entire family can enjoy together.  It probably will appeal more to the female viewers.</description>
            <dc:creator>dalmatian5</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/08/23/THE-ULTIMATE-GIFTAgain.aspx#1402</guid>
            <pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 07:41:51 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: THE ULTIMATE GIFT:  Keep It Wrapped</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/08/23/THE-ULTIMATE-GIFTAgain.aspx#1561</link>
            <description>THIS IS A GOOD MOVIE FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY TO WATCH. THERE ARE NOT VERY MANY MOVIES OUT THAT YOU CAN ENJOY AS A FAMILY.AND THERE IS A LOT TO LEARN FROM IT.</description>
            <dc:creator>WAVELYN</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/08/23/THE-ULTIMATE-GIFTAgain.aspx#1561</guid>
            <pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 09:00:28 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: THE ULTIMATE GIFT:  Keep It Wrapped</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/08/23/THE-ULTIMATE-GIFTAgain.aspx#1590</link>
            <description>My family and I did watch this movie and it was fantastic. It was funny and serious, and while there is a lesson to be learned from it, I don't believe that it was shoved in your face. If you are looking for a good family movie, this is it.</description>
            <dc:creator>Irishdawn</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/08/23/THE-ULTIMATE-GIFTAgain.aspx#1590</guid>
            <pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 22:54:16 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: THE ULTIMATE GIFT:  Keep It Wrapped</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/08/23/THE-ULTIMATE-GIFTAgain.aspx#1988</link>
            <description>HIS IS A GREAT MOVIE THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN WATCH. I WILL WATCH IT AGAIN.</description>
            <dc:creator>WAVELYN</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/08/23/THE-ULTIMATE-GIFTAgain.aspx#1988</guid>
            <pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 23:15:17 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: THE ULTIMATE GIFT:  Keep It Wrapped</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/08/23/THE-ULTIMATE-GIFTAgain.aspx#2532</link>
            <description>i watched this again with my grandaughter, and we both cried. great movie</description>
            <dc:creator>WAVELYN</dc:creator>
            <guid>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/08/23/THE-ULTIMATE-GIFTAgain.aspx#2532</guid>
            <pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 02:26:50 GMT</pubDate>
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