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        <title>BIG BROTHER -- "Missing Jen"</title>
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        <description>Power duo Hall and Oates said it best when they soulfully sang:

&amp;ldquo;She's Gone Oh I, Oh I'd
better learn how to face it
She's Gone Oh I, Oh I'd
pay the devil to replace her
She's Gone - what went wrong?&amp;rdquo;

This ranter is trying to move on in this hopeless world known as BIG BROTHER 8 without Jen. What went wrong indeed? For you, the loyal reader, I will try to put this behind me and deal with these worthless humps left on this desolate wasteland known as the BIG BROTHER house. The remaining houseguests are a detestable and boring lot. If it weren&amp;rsquo;t for Amber&amp;rsquo;s slow motion nervous breakdown there would be no point to watch at all.

So what did we learn about this vapid collection of vain gasbags tonight? Daniele is sick of her dad, Evel Dick, being all &amp;ldquo;Parent-y&amp;rdquo; with her, if Eric were going to Las Vegas he would lose all his money on the plane ride, Amber thinks she should be on AMERICA&amp;rsquo;S NEXT TOP MODEL and Jessica feels that shopping is really, like, a personal strength of hers.</description>
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            <title>re: BIG BROTHER -- &amp;quot;Missing Jen&amp;quot;</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/08/27/BIG-BROTHER----Missing-Jen.aspx#1317</link>
            <description>WEL I USED TO LOVE TO WATCH  BIG BROTHER BUT EVERTHING CHANGED  THE SHOW ISN'T ANYTHING LIKE THE OLD ONES</description>
            <dc:creator>dorothy fugate</dc:creator>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 03:06:22 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>re: BIG BROTHER -- &amp;amp;quot;Missing Jen&amp;amp;quot;</title>
            <link>http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/08/27/BIG-BROTHER----Missing-Jen.aspx#1320</link>
            <description>I'm ashamed to admit that it took me until tonight to realize that the whole "America's Player" scam was total bullshiit.  Its just a gimmick for CBS and the phone company to wring a few bucks from witless saps who actually think their &amp;amp;quot;votes&amp;amp;quot; are effecting anything.  All it really does is give the producers an extra chance to advance whatever &amp;amp;quot;storyline&amp;amp;quot; they happen to be pimping that week by giving them an extra vote to use any way they want.  The whole idea ought to be crammed up Les Moonves' tan track.</description>
            <dc:creator>ozzy</dc:creator>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 05:10:30 GMT</pubDate>
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