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        <title>SURVIVOR: CHINA -- "Bartender Dave Closes His Tab"</title>
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        <description>Last week the Fei Long tribe considered three members to be voted off&amp;hellip; well, since it&amp;rsquo;s China this year I guess they get voted off the mainland. Leslie, the Christian Radio talkshow host got the heave-ho while Courtney the waif and poker player Jean-Robert got warning shots. Courtney answered this by whining while Jean-Reptile said this was key to his strategy- if you start in last place, you have no where to go but up. He is clearly smarter and more devious than anybody else in the game. The question on whether he survives falls more to if his tribe can pick up on this or not. Courtney said of him, &amp;ldquo;He sucks soo bad.&amp;rdquo; There you go.

The loser this week on SURVIVOR was actually the English language. I don&amp;rsquo;t know what English did to these people but they apparently hate it. Why else would they beat it so mercilessly?

At the Zhan Hu tribe, over-expressive leader Dave pushes Elementary Teacher Sherea to her limit. He just bugs her so she throws away his keepsake clam shells that he was saving for his mother. Dave&amp;rsquo;s sense of leadership consists of correcting people, giving orders and rolling his eyes when his tribe doesn&amp;rsquo;t do WHAT HE TELLS THEM TO!</description>
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            <title>re: SURVIVOR: CHINA -- &amp;quot;Bartender Dave Closes His Tab&amp;quot;</title>
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            <description>not very good. hope it gets better</description>
            <dc:creator>WAVELYN</dc:creator>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:58:51 GMT</pubDate>
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