http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/11/17/SOUTHLAND-TALES-The-Best-Bad-Movie-Youll-See-All-Year.aspx There are many levels of bad movie. There are good bad movies that you love watching because you enjoy making fun of them. There are bad bad movies that you are so mad you wasted your time and money seeing that you are offended by the thought of them. Then there’s SOUTHLAND TALES. It’s the kind of bad movie that you want every single one of your friends to see so that you can all discuss the atrocity to which you’ve just subjected yourselves. I believe the only way to truly enjoy SOUTHLAND TALES is to be tripping on some pretty good acid. Even then, though, I think you might get bored after about thirty minutes and resort to watching static on television. It’s truly not a boring movie; that’s definitely not what’s wrong with the film. It’s got nuclear war, Big Brother, political corruption, crazy drugs, time travel, and midgets in SWAT gear. What bored me is that I didn’t care what the hell anyone did or didn’t do. In 2005, a nuclear bomb was dropped on Texas. This, of course, led to World War Three. Now, three years later, the government has reinstated the draft, issued nationwide identification cards, and controls the Internet. The Republican Party has a good chance of winning the election, and there’s an extremist Marxist group that doesn’t want to that happen. en-US Critics Rant info@criticsrant.com Subtext Version 1.9.4.0 http://www.criticsrant.com/images/default_gravatar_bullhorn.png http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/11/17/SOUTHLAND-TALES-The-Best-Bad-Movie-Youll-See-All-Year.aspx 77 60 http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/11/17/SOUTHLAND-TALES-The-Best-Bad-Movie-Youll-See-All-Year.aspx#2253 it has the rock in it so i will watch it:) tinkluvspan http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/11/17/SOUTHLAND-TALES-The-Best-Bad-Movie-Youll-See-All-Year.aspx#2253 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:13:40 GMT http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/11/17/SOUTHLAND-TALES-The-Best-Bad-Movie-Youll-See-All-Year.aspx#2255 and i will probably watch it with tinkluvspan lol brokun1 http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/11/17/SOUTHLAND-TALES-The-Best-Bad-Movie-Youll-See-All-Year.aspx#2255 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 13:45:33 GMT