http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/11/29/PROJECT-RUNWAY----I-Started-Crying.aspx Everyone is super excited this week because there’s a special guest judge that’s described as a fashion maven so I m secretly DYING because I know it has to be someone BIGGER than Michael Kors, right?  WRONG.  This week’s special guest judge is horse faced killer aka. Sarah Jessica Parker.  I am thoroughly disappointed and now I need a drink.  SJP says she’s looking for a design for her clothing line BITTEN.  It must be fashion forward, fun, and have the ability to work on different types of people.  Tim Gunn provides the actual challenge.  It must also cost less than FIFTEEN DOLLARS and be a two-piece ensemble.  After looking at their sketches, SJP picks the seven she believes mesh best with her own vision and then people have to start pairing up.  The last person to pick is Elisa the psycho that sews dresses onto her own person and she’s stuck with Sweet P who looks like someone just asked her to drink Jim Jones’s kool-aid.  Interestingly enough, the Elisa/Sweet P pairing works out nicely as Sweet P has something called common sense and can wrangle in the far out ideas of stupid Elisa who I have decided is an idiot savant.  The team’s visions go like this: en-US Critics Rant info@criticsrant.com Subtext Version 1.9.4.0 http://www.criticsrant.com/images/default_gravatar_bullhorn.png http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/11/29/PROJECT-RUNWAY----I-Started-Crying.aspx 77 60 http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/11/29/PROJECT-RUNWAY----I-Started-Crying.aspx#2328 does anyone really watch this show? lol brokun1 http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/11/29/PROJECT-RUNWAY----I-Started-Crying.aspx#2328 Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:33:34 GMT http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/11/29/PROJECT-RUNWAY----I-Started-Crying.aspx#2340 oh. give me a break. haha needs50 http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/11/29/PROJECT-RUNWAY----I-Started-Crying.aspx#2340 Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:46:23 GMT http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/11/29/PROJECT-RUNWAY----I-Started-Crying.aspx#2748 If you think you are so fashionable then why aren't you on the show? OH that's right! You're a terrible journalist instead. Learn how to be parallel in your sentences. Too bad cause I think it is sort of terrible", sort of terrible? It is, or it isn't. "She likes Victorya’s design bestest", Bestest is not a word. Master the language of English before you write another terrible article. yousuck247 http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2007/11/29/PROJECT-RUNWAY----I-Started-Crying.aspx#2748 Mon, 07 Jan 2008 07:48:20 GMT