http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2008/02/01/MEET-THE-SPARTANS-Mankind-Is-Doomed-If-This-Is-The.aspx I really want to like this movie.  I want to be able to say that it was so hilarious that I died on the spot because I could not catch my breath.  I want to sing this movies praises and brag about the fact that it was the box office king last weekend for a reason and even though I have all the desire in the world to say that it’s awesome, I can’t because it sucks. en-US Critics Rant headersrock@yahoo.com Subtext Version 1.9.4.0 http://www.criticsrant.com/images/default_gravatar_bullhorn.png http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2008/02/01/MEET-THE-SPARTANS-Mankind-Is-Doomed-If-This-Is-The.aspx 77 60 http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2008/02/01/MEET-THE-SPARTANS-Mankind-Is-Doomed-If-This-Is-The.aspx#3043 i have not seen this movie in it's entirty but what i have seen tells me people are tired of the blood shed and sexually themes dorothy fugate http://www.criticsrant.com/archive/2008/02/01/MEET-THE-SPARTANS-Mankind-Is-Doomed-If-This-Is-The.aspx#3043 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 03:55:28 GMT