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• HOUSE -- "Frozen"

Posted on 2/3/2008 in

TV Rants

Anyone who actually paid money to see the movie WISEGIRLS has probably wanted to see a hole drilled in Mira Sorvino’s head for years. Tonight, it... [Read More]

• HOUSE -- "It's A Wonderful Life"

Posted on 1/30/2008 in

TV Rants

Want to know when a really lousy time to air your Christmas episode is, even for one of the best scripted TV dramas on air? The end of January. So it went... [Read More]

• BATTLESTAR GALACTICA: RAZOR: Cuts Like A Knife

Posted on 12/22/2007 in

DVD Rants

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA: RAZOR is an extended, tie-in episode that weaves new narrative threads into the established plotlines of GALACTICA’s first... [Read More]

• HOUSE -- "Games"

Posted on 11/28/2007 in

TV Rants

Hardly a week goes by where I don’t see someone vomit on television. I’m certainly no uptight school marm, but it does seem that the upchuck... [Read More]

• HOUSE -- "You Don't Want To Know"

Posted on 11/21/2007 in

TV Rants

One thing about Gregory House (Hugh Laurie)- he plays to win. If only his prospective fellows could have figured this out one of them wouldn’t have... [Read More]

• HOUSE -- "Ugly"

Posted on 11/14/2007 in

TV Rants

This week’s HOUSE M.D. starts with black and white footage of a father (Michael Whaley) and his son (Khleo Thomas) with a facial deformity on train... [Read More]

• HOUSE -- "Whatever It Takes"

Posted on 11/7/2007 in

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House (Hugh Laurie) and Dr. Foreman (Omar Epps) have their first full episode together since last season and what do they do? Split up. Not like they broke... [Read More]

• HOUSE -- "Mirror, Mirror"

Posted on 10/31/2007 in

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Dr. Eric Foreman (Omar Epps) is back. And this episode of HOUSE M.D. focuses on misery. Add to that a decidedly underrated actor, Frank Whaley, as the... [Read More]

• HOUSE -- "97 Seconds"

Posted on 10/10/2007 in

TV Rants

As we move slowly to the formation of House’s new team, this week we got three storylines. As much as we may have come to like/love or hate these... [Read More]

• HOUSE -- "The Right Stuff"

Posted on 10/3/2007 in

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House (Hugh Laurie) has to find three new members for his team but can he narrow the field of forty prospects, save the Air Force Captain who suddenly... [Read More]

• HOUSE M.D. -- Season Premiere

Posted on 9/26/2007 in

TV Rants

Season three of HOUSE M.D. ended with Gregory House’s team leaving him behind. Some willingly and some not (hello Chase). Season four opens with... [Read More]

• GREEK -- “Black & White and Read All Over”

Posted on 9/11/2007 in

TV Rants

Tonight’s season finally has the sisters and brothers of our favorite houses facing the disheartening fact that not everybody loves the Greek system.... [Read More]

• GREEK -- "Depth Perception"

Posted on 9/4/2007 in

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Sisterhood is tested, when the coveted title of Omega Chi Sweetheart is at stake. Let’s face it, friends are great, but being named one the hottest... [Read More]

• GREEK -- "Separation Anxiety"

Posted on 8/28/2007 in

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Part of all Greek life is charity work, and the Zeta sisters are serious about their obligations. That being said, when a snafu in the Zeta community-service... [Read More]

• Greek “Friday Night Frights”

Posted on 8/14/2007 in

TV Rants

Girls, take it from somebody older and wiser, never let yourself get sucked into revealing your deepest, darkest secrets out of sheer boredom. I promise... [Read More]

• GREEK: “Why Dorks Don’t Play Floor Hockey”

Posted on 7/31/2007 in

TV Rants

Nothing separates the jocks from the dorks more than intramural sports. Our boy Rusty the pledge knows that better than anyone, and that’s why he’s... [Read More]

• Greek — "The Rusty Nail"

Posted on 7/24/2007 in

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Rusty, Rusty, Rusty. You silly little virgin. We need to have a talk. When faced with the opportunity to give your precious gift away to one of the hottest... [Read More]

• The Hills Have Eyes 2 — Unrated, Unwanted, Unwatchable

Posted on 7/20/2007 in

DVD Rants

Having fallen asleep during the rape scene in the 2006 remake of THE HILLS HAVE EYES, I thought I should at least give “2” a fair shake —... [Read More]

• Greek — "Hazed and Confused"

Posted on 7/17/2007 in

TV Rants

It’s pledge week, and our boy Rusty is learning some quick lessons in his first month at college. Among them: — It’s OK to ask your... [Read More]

• Greek Pilot Episode — Greeks and Geeks

Posted on 7/10/2007 in

TV Rants

If someone throws a fraternity party on an ABC Family show, can it really be a cool party? That’s the question they’ll be answering all season... [Read More]

• The New Riddler and Penguin?
  Could Johnny Depp and Philip Seymour Hoffman be playing the Riddle and Penguin in the next Batman Movie?

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• Jack and Alicia sing 007
  Multi-grammy winners Jack White and Alicia Keys have been tapped by producers of Quantum of Solace, the newest James Bond movie.

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• Inglorious Bastards at Universal
  Universal signs up to join Quentin Tarantino’s Inglorious Bastards remake.

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• Angelina Catwoman rumors
  Will Angelina Jolie slip into the black leather for the next Batman movie?

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• Depp as the Mad Hatter?
  Are rumors about Johnny Depp playing the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland True.

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