Mark Gordon

• GREY'S ANATOMY -- "Lay Your Hands On Me"

Posted on 1/16/2008 in

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THUNK! THUNK! THUNK! What’s that noise, you ask? That is me, banging my poor head against a wall, on behalf of poor poor Chandra Wilson, and her... [Read More]

• GREY'S ANATOMY -- "Crash Into Me, Part Two"

Posted on 12/13/2007 in

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The problem with two-part cliffhanger extravaganzas is that the second part rarely lives up to the first. Ending on a high note means you are surely bound... [Read More]

• REAPER -- "Cash Out"

Posted on 12/5/2007 in

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So, Sam (Bret Harrison) is dating the lovely daughter of Mimi, the hottie who the Devil (Ray Wise) had been stringing along for years, and Sock (Tyler... [Read More]

• TALK TO ME: Cheadle Delivers Again

Posted on 11/28/2007 in

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Before there was Howard Stern or Don Imus or Opie and Anthony, there was Petey Greene (Don Cheadle), an ex-con-turned radio disk jockey who took the nation’s... [Read More]

• REAPER -- "Ashes To Ashes"

Posted on 11/28/2007 in

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The Devil (Ray Wise) has a girlfriend named Mimi (Melinda Clarke). As befitting the Devil, she’s hot. However, she also appears to be quite nice,... [Read More]

• REAPER -- "The Cop"

Posted on 11/28/2007 in

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Even demons have to shop, as the boys find out when Gladys (Christine Willes) from the DMV shows up to pick up some paper products. At first, it doesn’t... [Read More]

• GREY'S ANATOMY -- "Crash Into Me, Part One"

Posted on 11/27/2007 in

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Darn it GREY’S ANATOMY! Why must you do your best to make me cry? There I am, sitting happily on my couch, all critical and judgey, and you have... [Read More]

• GREY'S ANATOMY -- "Forever Young"

Posted on 11/16/2007 in

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The theme of this week’s episode of GREY’S ANATOMY was high school. As if we needed reminding that Seattle Grace is run by essentially the... [Read More]

• GREY'S ANATOMY -- "Physical Attraction"

Posted on 11/9/2007 in

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It is business as usual on this week's GREY'S ANATOMY. There is; a newly adopted baby with a dying mommy and a feckless father, a boy who swallows magnetic... [Read More]

• GREY'S ANATOMY -- "Kung Fu Fighting"

Posted on 11/3/2007 in

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In the middle of tonight’s episode of GREY’S ANATOMY Christina Yang states what I believe is the central conundrum of the show. She says: “acknowledging... [Read More]

• REAPER -- "Leon"

Posted on 10/31/2007 in

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For once, faithful viewers, we don’t have to wait for most of the episode to go by before Sam (Bret Harrison) and the boys snag a soul. Within the... [Read More]

• GREY'S ANATOMY -- "Haunt You Everyday"

Posted on 10/27/2007 in

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I am a sucker for a Halloween episode. I just love seeing what costume departments come up with. And it’s funny to see a bit of supernatural in non-supernatural... [Read More]

• REAPER -- "What About Blob"

Posted on 10/24/2007 in

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Snot creatures from the sewer. That sounds like a Roger Corman film title to me, but it’s actually just what poor Sam Oliver (Bret Harrison) goes... [Read More]

• GREY'S ANATOMY -- "The Heart of the Matter"

Posted on 10/21/2007 in

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As I watched the shenanigans of the lovable moppets on GREY’S ANATOMY tonight, I kept thinking about MAD MEN. In MAD MEN, no one ever says what they... [Read More]

• REAPER -- "Magic"

Posted on 10/17/2007 in

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There doesn’t seem to be a lot of upside to hunting escaped souls for the Devil (Ray Wise). No vacation days, no sick time, things keep disappearing... [Read More]

• GREY'S ANATOMY -- "Let The Truth Sting"

Posted on 10/12/2007 in

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As Doctor Karev inserted a needle into a patient’s eye on tonight’s episode of GREY’S ANATOMY, I couldn’t help wishing that I were... [Read More]

• REAPER -- "All Mine"

Posted on 10/10/2007 in

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OK, I thought Sam (Bret Harrison) was having a crappy time at the beginning of the last episode, but this week’s episode trumps that one by far.... [Read More]

• GREY'S ANATOMY -- "Love/Addiction"

Posted on 10/5/2007 in

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After an anemic season premier, GREY’S ANATOMY gets back on track with its second episode. It’s got just enough drama to keep this fish on... [Read More]

• REAPER -- "Charged"

Posted on 10/3/2007 in

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I’ve never been approached by the Devil and told I have to hunt down souls that have escaped from Hell, but I would imagine such news would be tough... [Read More]

• GREY'S ANATOMY -- Season Premiere

Posted on 9/28/2007 in

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The biggest problem with GREY’S ANATOMY is that the writers feel like they constantly need to one-up themselves. For example, last season, George... [Read More]

• REAPER -- Pilot Episode

Posted on 9/26/2007 in

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No matter how you feel about birthdays, everybody’s had at least one that really and truly sucked. As the new CW series REAPER fires up (yeah, yeah,... [Read More]

• The New Riddler and Penguin?
  Could Johnny Depp and Philip Seymour Hoffman be playing the Riddle and Penguin in the next Batman Movie?

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• Jack and Alicia sing 007
  Multi-grammy winners Jack White and Alicia Keys have been tapped by producers of Quantum of Solace, the newest James Bond movie.

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• Inglorious Bastards at Universal
  Universal signs up to join Quentin Tarantino’s Inglorious Bastards remake.

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• Angelina Catwoman rumors
  Will Angelina Jolie slip into the black leather for the next Batman movie?

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• Depp as the Mad Hatter?
  Are rumors about Johnny Depp playing the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland True.

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