Paula Abdul

• AMERICAN IDOL -- "Atlanta Auditions"

Posted on 2/6/2008 in

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Apparently Atlanta hatches stars like Britney Spears hatches fetal alcohol syndrome children, I know this because Ryan Seacrest knows this.  First... [Read More]

• AMERICAN IDOL -- "Miami Auditions"

Posted on 1/30/2008 in

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AMERICAN IDOL has reached its “loathsome” stage of the season. It started right at the opening of tonight’s episode with a profoundly... [Read More]

• AMERICAN IDOL -- "Omaha Auditions"

Posted on 1/30/2008 in

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This week Middle America plans to wow the AMERICAN IDOL judges with their singing prowess by journeying to Omaha, Nebraska and probably making a fool of... [Read More]

• AMERICAN IDOL -- "Charleston Auditions"

Posted on 1/24/2008 in

According to Ryan Secrest over 10,000 contestants in South Carolina to audition for Randy, Paula and Simon.  Oliver should have been the first of... [Read More]

• AMERICAN IDOL -- "San Diego Auditions"

Posted on 1/22/2008 in

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When I think of all the positive things San Diego has given America I think of SIMON & SIMON, Ron Burgundy and readily available antibiotics to help... [Read More]

• AMERICAN IDOL -- Season Seven Premiere, Night Two

Posted on 1/17/2008 in

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AMERICAN IDOL, bastard child of the people of this great nation, how I love you.  I seriously watch this show and feel immediately better about myself... [Read More]

• AMERICAN IDOL -- Season Seven Premiere, Night One

Posted on 1/16/2008 in

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Dearly beloved, we gather in these times of a writers strike to worship at the feet of our IDOL. Our course is set by the Rear Admiral of showbiz, Ryan... [Read More]

• American Idol Finale, Pt. 2 — "The Winner"

Posted on 5/24/2007 in

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AMERICAN IDOL is just plain weird. As an easy way to fame as well as infamy, it attracts the talented, the demented and the desperate. This was a prime... [Read More]

• American Idol Finale, Pt. 1 — "The Tease"

Posted on 5/23/2007 in

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’ll be honest and say that between the two AMERICAN IDOL finalists, Blake Lewis and Jordin Sparks, I’ve been more entertained by Blake. Jordin’s... [Read More]

• The New Riddler and Penguin?
  Could Johnny Depp and Philip Seymour Hoffman be playing the Riddle and Penguin in the next Batman Movie?

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• Jack and Alicia sing 007
  Multi-grammy winners Jack White and Alicia Keys have been tapped by producers of Quantum of Solace, the newest James Bond movie.

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• Inglorious Bastards at Universal
  Universal signs up to join Quentin Tarantino’s Inglorious Bastards remake.

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• Angelina Catwoman rumors
  Will Angelina Jolie slip into the black leather for the next Batman movie?

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• Depp as the Mad Hatter?
  Are rumors about Johnny Depp playing the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland True.

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